fundbomb:

fucking sucks when a stupidly overused song actually DOES represent your fav well now its like ah fuck do i admit that and lose all of my credibility forever

alyrian:

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The guy is just doing his job

shrimpyjackal:

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I think they would get along-

ferrousferrule:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

squareallworthy:

skluug:

when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old

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Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.

i am experiencing Emotions about locking photographic gaze with a man who was born in the middle of the 18th century

this dude was an adult already during the american revolutionary war (ish)? he was getting real time news of the unfolding of France’s emperors? what

whaaat

he is looking at me

This man was born before the invention of:

The sextant (1757), which allowed precise calculation of your position in the ocean

Lightning rods (1752)

The first English dictionary (1755)

Carbonated water (1767)

Sewing machines (1790)

The cotton gin (1794)

Flush toilets (1775)

And he’s looking at you

mr-nault-it-all:

tayloralison:

getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let’s gooo

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HUGE!

ospreyonthemoon:

clown-of-rivia:

Fun Fact and History Lesson!


The ‘no beta we die like [character]’ originated from this damn photo that went viral on Tumblr in 2016 and changed Ao3 tags and fanfic vernacular forever.

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Meaning: it’s a tag used on fics that were not beta read (the author didn’t get someone to read it for them before posting). Betas read fics to check for spelling, grammar, consistently, etc and often edit it.

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Similarly, ’Dead dove’ or ’dead dove do not eat’ is from this scene in Arrested Development.

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Meaning: if there’s a warning of something really dark/bad, don’t open/read it and expect something different. Or: 'mind the tags this is dark, don’t read if you don’t like it’.

“Dead dove” also functions as a warning of imminence of those topics.

For instance, if a fic is tagged “cannibalism” it could just mean like. Cannibalism is talked about. Or like offhandedly mentioned.

If it is tagged “cannibalism” and thendead dove do not eat” THAT means that IN THAT FIC, YOU WILL SEE CHARACTERS FRONT AND CENTER DOING CANNIBALISM. It means whatever the topics are, they will be ACTIVELY HAPPENING in that fic.

It’s like saying “no, seriously, though” and double underlining the tag in red ink. It WILL happen and it WILL be a main feature so you should be aware of that.

vmohlere:

weaselle:

capricorn-born:

classycookiexo:

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Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

flamingoinkart:

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@mail-me-a-snail

fairycosmos:

what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

limestone-vs-sandstone:

postnuclearophelia:

fartgallery:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

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